Left is always better....

Random banter between myself and Comedian/Writer, Dan Ponsky...

Atomic Bombshell: So an Atomic Bomb went off and I lost my funny!!

Daniel Ponsky: Did it explode all over your chin?

Atomic Bombshell: Fortunately, NO! ICK!

Daniel Ponsky: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
I think that it is important to maintain your composure in times of stress
Never underestimate the power of just zoning out.

Atomic Bombshell: I agree. HOWEVER, lately I have not been very graceful.

Daniel Ponsky: Maybe A D D is like God's way of saying, it's ok to not pay attention to this shit right know, cause what your seeing or hearing is bullshit.

Atomic Bombshell: A D D sounds like fun. Where do I sign up?

Daniel Ponsky: I hear God is online, you can reach him at Kneelmail.com

Atomic Bombshell: God is on twitter! What are you talking about? I follow him!

Daniel Ponsky: @God? Got it.

Atomic Bombshell: He and Tony Robbins, are my fav's.. I heard they're the same person!

Daniel Ponsky: You have to be very careful about what you post on the internet.
People will believe anything they see or hear.
Daniel Ponsky: I had my identity stolen once.

Atomic Bombshell: Well, Google doesn't lie!
Atomic Bombshell : No way!

Daniel Ponsky: The bastards scanned my face and slapped it on the back of a Vietnamese black market snuff film called, "Sgt.Wilcox"
50,000 copies sold before I found out.

Atomic Bombshell: Damn, did you get paid!?

Daniel Ponsky: I've been tied up in the courts for so many years that they have already made 10 sequels. Not a fucking dime yet
Not a fucking yen either
Not even a fucking fye
or five, or whatever
Bastards

Atomic Bombshell: What does yen REALLY equal, anyway?
Atomic Bombshell: I won't buy that movie!! I'm boycotting it!
Sounds like you could be famous!

Daniel Ponsky: It's already on YouPorn and Pornhub

Atomic Bombshell: You're like Tommy Lee
Wait, are you like Tommy Lee?

Daniel Ponsky: Half Jew and Half Black baby. The real ladies know me as Hebro.
My junk is more long then a Neil Diamond song
I get up in it, within it, and spin it. Like a dradle baby. Like a dradle.
But enough talk about my blessings.

Atomic Bombshell: Ahahaha!
Yes, let's move on to your gifts...

Daniel Ponsky: I have and am grateful for so many..
Like my personality..
My worldy deep philosophical views..
Your breasts.
I say I’m grateful for a great many things.
WDI
The lord blesses all of us I say

Atomic Bombshell: My breasts?

Daniel Ponsky: Blesses us all

Atomic Bombshell : You know, I miss my breasts.

Daniel Ponsky: Lovely. I follow your print work.

Atomic Bombshell: I had great ones.

Daniel Ponsky : Where did your boobies go?
I saw dem in the pictures
They looked good. What did you do?

Atomic Bombshell: Losing weight to do shoots and fit into certain types of clothing, really was hard on the breasticles.

Daniel Ponsky: Lies!!

Atomic Bombshell: Camera adds 10lbs!

Daniel Ponsky: These only pull me farther away from you and the love we share.

Atomic Bombshell: Hey, I'm sorry it looks like there's more boobage! Your heart is in my boobs?

Daniel Ponsky: You should see the Beverly Hills doctor for immediate medical attention. I know this man. I will make this happen.

Atomic Bombshell: I'm willing to come back to LA at any time.

Daniel Ponsky: We are waiting for you to take your head out of your ass and come back. Do you think people on the East coast have more drama in their lives then the west coast?

Atomic Bombshell: I need to be on the LEFT!

Daniel Ponsky: I love that. It should be on a T Shirt.

Atomic Bombshell: People on the East Coast are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more hostile than LA people.

Daniel Ponsky: With a map behind it pointing to LA.. LA has better weed. I know. I smoke it.

Atomic Bombshell: YES YOU DO!
The weird thing is, most people who live in LA, aren't really from LA..

Daniel Ponsky: I know, and they can leave at any time. Really!

Atomic Bombshell: RIGHT!? Last time I was visiting my family and friends, I have to say, it's gotten more populated..

Daniel Ponsky: And that is why you need to come back. We are running out of room and there is only so much left Besides. We miss your driving in LA.

Atomic Bombshell: My driving? NO you don’t! If LA falls into the ocean, it won't be because of an earthquake.. BECAUSE EVERYONE MOVED THERE!

Daniel Ponsky: I have a rope attached to Texas. You will be ok
I also have a raft and a ninja sword so we will be safe and protected.

Atomic Bombshell: A rope attached to Texas?

Daniel Ponsky: So when LA breaks off we won’t sink into the ocean
I have a rope attached to Texas..

Atomic Bombshell: Ahhhhhhhhhh! DING!

Daniel Ponsky: It’s a thick rope
I stole it from an Indian..

Atomic Bombshell: Well, don't pull too hard, we don't want another oil spill

Daniel Ponsky: Is it drink 45 yet?
The spill is in the Gulf of Mexico, not Texas
We don't screw up things in Texas
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA

Atomic Bombshell: Oil in Texas.. DUH!? Google!

Daniel Ponsky: Bombshell, I think we found your funny!

Atomic Bombshell: Really? I left it in Philly. Right after I was possessed by the devil for saying douche bag! I hear it calls the devil when you say "douche bag."

Atomic Bombshell: We are so random.. Maybe I did join the ADD club?

Daniel Ponsky: Nice. Every one should do that once in awhile. Its therapeutic like role playing..

Atomic Bombshell: Okay, what's my disorder today?
My reiki lady told me the other day that I'm not grounded!?

Daniel Ponsky: You don’t have your anchor in life so how can you be grounded?

Atomic Bombshell: Like my spirit isn't fully in my body all the time.

Daniel Ponsky: It is pulling you to where you need to be LA?

Atomic Bombshell: You know, I wish I could astral project, there.

Daniel Ponsky: Your spirit is pulling you to the Left

Atomic Bombshell: Left is always better.

Daniel Ponsky: Agreed!!