Sundays and the Urban Dictionary....

My new favorite place to find my sentence enhancers is the Urban Dictionary! It really is hysterical and educational. www.urbandictionary.com.

Here are a few of my new favorite sentence enhancers!!

Bitchassness- 1. Term coined by Diddy on Making the Band. Overall stank actions towards others through words, facial expressions, and/or song. Symptoms include: thinking your better than those around you, not speaking your true feelings, throwing large amounts of shade.
Tony: "Dont fuck up in our friendship Kile ... cause i will call u out on ur BitchAssNESS!!!"
2.newly discovered disease running rampant, especially in the black community.
symptoms include:
1.punkish tendencies
see pussy
2. cattiness, such as talking behind someone's back
3. thinking highly of yourself, but only expressing it under your breath
4.claiming "hurt feelings" when you are called out on your bullshit
Robert of Making the Band 4
"Bitchassness is a disease...and it fucks shit up..."


Clackwaggler-Mobile phone user (invariably female) given to inane, loud conversations with other (invariably female) users during which the phrases "Yeah" "I know" and "Did he?" will be uttered metronomically. When not talking on the phone, clackwagglers will be texting. When not texting they can be observed gripping their phones tightly, scanning them every 15 seconds waiting for them to ring.

da shiz- Only used by stupid white suburban kids that think they now are a thug.

ear jacking- to listen in on somebody's conversation; to overhear;
i was ear jacking in on my mom's conversation to hear what happened to my step-dad

FO SHO!- For Sure, only with more certainty than your typical "Fa Sho". often used in conjunction with most def!


g wizzel- homey, friend, aquaintace
Bitch, step of my g wizzel!

Holla- 1. A word used to acknowledge the presence of a fellow companion 2. For a man to express interest in a particularly impressive female specimen 3. To contact via telephone
1. Is that mah boy ova there? HOLLAAAAA! A baboonaphile- 1. A man who prefers his women to have difficulty shaving and a enough body hair to grab ahold of. 2. a male who enjoys sex with obese or ugly female partners
A baboonaphile is often a person who possesses like symptoms found in drunken men; formerly called "beer goggles"



2. Watch out, I'm bout to holla at this fine bitch.

I’m just sayin’- A phrase that is used when someone is offended by something you said. This phrase then removes all the offensiveness of the previous statement, making it all good.

Jump off- A casual sex partner.
Someone that you bang on occasion that you have no ties to. (Usually, one or both involved are married). Don't put any feelings into a jump off.
Jacked-up- It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "to jack someone/something up". In some cases, the meaning may be slightly altered by the fact that to get "jacked" can mean to be struck or injured.

kool-aid man-a glass of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people's homes while they are minding their own business

Lying in Wake-When a spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend pretends to be asleep when you get home after a late night out, so they can tear you a new one when you wake up.

Minger- Someone who was not just touched by the ugly stick at birth but was battered severely with it. Anyone who does not look better to you after several strong alcoholic drinks probably fits this category.

Nekkid- a playful way of saying naked. which prolly means your bein playful..which involves mouths, hands, and those parts of you are exposed thus makin you naked.

Ovah- part of a phrase that emphatically announces the end of any action or situation.

poon ass- Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends.


Rebooty- 1. A booty call made with an ex. 2. A renewed relationship with anex.

Slow Burn- An insult that doesn’t sink in for awhile. (*Your stupid like your father! ~Dane Cook)

Tanorexia- a mental disorder wherein the afflicted person belives that one can never be too tanned. this manifests itself in the form of excessive sunning, use of sunbeds and solariums, and, in particularly unfortunate cases, extreme use of fake tan.



ugly stick- A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch. Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.

Vajazzling- The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions for aesthetic purposes. The transfixion felt by the pointless wonder of vaginal glitter. *Bedazzling the cooch.

Whack- Lame, sorry ass, aint even legit

Zillo- drunky; usually found at fraternities, and often drinks until their tongue is numb; usually not under adult supervision.